Thursday, February 5, 2009

the frog queen...




i usually don't say much about whatever i post, but these particular peices have a story, which i will now relay to you at the best of my ability--ok, so, one day i started with this sketch of a rather large woman, and decided to make her into some sort of amphibian queen of sorts--i was feeling smug, and asked my wife what she thought--to my dismay, her response went something like this: "...eh...she needs bigger boobs, or something...i don't like it" well, i reacted as any right-minded husband would in my position--i took her response as a personal slieght against me, and set forth to create something that would evoke the proper emotional response i desired from my spouse--whereupon i came up with the other image in an attempt to wholy disgust and revolt my wife to the core--now, i know what you're asking yourself: "...do those little frog men have penises?" you bet they do--"is that frog man suckling at the breast of the frog queen?" indeed he is--".......is that....is that one guy down on her foot.....gratifying himself?" he sure is--so, needless to say, mission accomplished...my wife took one look at this, and immediately let out some unintelligeable gasp of disgust, and walked out of the room--i was quite pleased.

16 comments:

Liz Sedai said...

bahahahaha!!
Funny. But so very disturbing.

Geoff Shupe said...

absolutely disgusting! yet awesome, as always.
one day i hope to illicit such revolt from my wife too.

JeremySaliba said...

She would cast a HUGE Shadow Over Innsmouth.

Vinod Rams said...

Gross and awesome.
Grawsome!

Mimi Cortazar said...

Great Sketch,great idea :)

Ben Shafer said...

you sir are a twisted twisted man, but that's why I like you.

Robot-Legionaire said...

excellent!!

The Schminger said...

Oh. It's so icky.
So icky.
Funniest thing I have seen all week.

weezie said...

You're getting weird up in the mountains aren't you!!!!

Andy said...

Best sketch concept-to-final story. Ever.

George Cwirko-Godycki said...

these are great

EnĂ¡gio Coelho said...

I like so much!!!!

Graham Ross said...

ICKY!

Nicolas P. Villarreal said...

well sir, that is one sweet! (...and fat) toad woman...I hope you didn't use anyone for reference for that...god that was a bad badl joke...

Marcos Amoroso said...

jajajaja! awesome!

Alexander said...

Good blog....I like your concepts and characters....nice../